Tim Devolder

“People do this a lot. They don't seem to realise that the future is just like now, but in a little while, so they say they're going to do things in anticipation of some kind of seismic shift in their worldview that never actually materialises. But everything's not going to be made of leather, the world won't stink of sherbet. Tomorrow is not some mythical kingdom where you'll grow butterfly wings and be able to talk to animals - you'll basically feel pretty much the same way you do at the moment.”
― Russell Brand, My Booky Wook

“I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.”
― Russell Brand

“It wasn’t my day. My week. My month. My year. My life. God damn it.”
― Charles Bukowski, Pulp

“Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.”
― Russell Brand