Steph

“The collective delusion here is overwhelming narcissism posing as altruism.”
― David Rakoff, Fraud

“It seems frankly remarkable that anyone anywhere ever attempted anything.”
― David Rakoff

“Here’s the second joke: Two psychiatrists meet on the street and say hello. “How are you?” asks one. “Eh, not so good,” says the other. “I had a stupid misunderstanding, a slip of the tongue. I was visiting my mother out at the old folks’ home. We were having lunch and I asked her to pass me the salt, but instead I said, ‘You fucking bitch you ruined my life.”
― David Rakoff, Half Empty

“Why not be a communist, she thinks, if it means that kind of belonging?”
― David Rakoff, Men on Men 5: Best New Gay Fiction