Dave Christopher

“Where she was headed, the cast iron skillet had been seasoned before she was born. Her”
― Kelly J. Ford, Cottonmouths

“Not that it isn't sometimes fun to mention things for no reason. The platypus, for example, is not actually a terrestrial animal but a bioengineered probe designed to blend in amongst the planet’s other creatures, sent to Earth by aliens who did not do enough research. There’s no reason at all to mention that right now, but wasn’t it fun? Don’t make that face; it’s rude.”
― Michael G. Munz, Zeus Is Dead: A Monstrously Inconvenient Adventure