Crop Circles

“Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.”
― Rowena Cherry, Knight's Fork

“Our opponent is an alien starship packed with atomic bombs," I said. "We have a protractor.”
― Neal Stephenson, Anathem

“I believed in immaculate conception and spontaneous combustion. I believed in aliens from outer space and vampires, prophecy, and the resurrection of the dead. I had deja vu many times each day. I was thirteen.”
― Kate Braverman, Small Craft Warnings: Stories

“CALVIN:
Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.”
― Bill Watterson