Bbfirecracker Berman

“Love is a delicate plant that needs constant tending and nurturing, and this cannot be done by snorting at the adored object like a gas explosion and calling her friends lice.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit

“He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the leg.”
― P.G. Wodehouse

“I can detach myself from the world. If there is a better world to detach oneself from than the one functioning at the moment I have yet to hear of it.”
― P.G. Wodehouse

“A girl who bonnets a policeman with an ashcan full of bottles is obviously good wife-and-mother timber.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Plot That Thickened