

“They ought to do away with divorce settlements. Instead, both parties should flip a coin. The winner gets to stay where he or she is and keep everything. The loser goes to Paraguay. That´s it.”
― Split: A Memoir of Divorce
― Split: A Memoir of Divorce

“The whole world seems tilted, my inner ear displaced by a hole where my spouse used to be.”
― Split: A Memoir of Divorce
― Split: A Memoir of Divorce

“Flannel shirts should be outlawed for ex husbands; I realize this now. Flannel shirts are to women what crotchless panties are to men.”
― Split: A Memoir of Divorce
― Split: A Memoir of Divorce

“I was steeped in denial, but my body knew.”
― Split: A Memoir of Divorce
― Split: A Memoir of Divorce

“It´s like watching someone do a triple backflip dismount and land on two feet, solid, arms splayed in the air. I know I could never do it, don´t even know where I would begin to learn, but some people are built for it. He was handcrafted to leave, had practiced on other women since adolescence. I was one of an unnumbered series.”
― Split: A Memoir of Divorce
― Split: A Memoir of Divorce
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