David

“When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.”
― George Bernard Shaw, Getting Married

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
― George Burns

“BRODIE:

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.”
― Kevin Smith, Mallrats

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”
― Oscar Wilde