
“Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.”
― Write like no one is reading
― Write like no one is reading

“I haven't met loads of asshole only children. If you fill a room with all the assholes you know, I bet that most of them have siblings.”
― I Don't Know What You Know Me From: Confessions of a Co-Star
― I Don't Know What You Know Me From: Confessions of a Co-Star
“Ninety percent of all problems are caused by people being assholes.”
“What causes the other ten percent?” asked Kizzy.
“Natural disasters,” said Nib.”
― The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet
“What causes the other ten percent?” asked Kizzy.
“Natural disasters,” said Nib.”
― The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet

“You women have more holes than swiss cheese.”
― Poems and Insults
― Poems and Insults
“I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other assholes.”
― Write like no one is reading
― Write like no one is reading
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