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“What a doctor I’ve got—he’s really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then he hit me in the balls with a hammer.”
― It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
― It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
“I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs, I say ‘no.”
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“Look out for number one and try not to step in number two.”
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“I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.”
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“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
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David’s 2024 Year in Books
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