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“The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.”
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“I believe in 'Positives' not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I'm Powerless over is those Damn Taxes”
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“I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.”
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“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.”
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“(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.”
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