

“As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author.”
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“She looked so sexy with her sixteen cats that I just had to swipe right, but when she messaged me first quoting Monty Python, I knew it was Tinder love. Maybe on the first date we’ll knit the blanket we’ll make love under.”
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“Why are desire scales 1-10? They should be 1-12, like a clock, because I want her 1-12, I mean like all the time.”
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“In flew influence, and out fluttered humility. Be like a butterfly and a flower—beautiful and sought after, yet unassuming and gentle.”
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“A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible.”
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