Jethawk

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”
― George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

“A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.”
― Joseph Stalin

“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”
― George Carlin

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
― George Carlin