

“A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.”
― Guards! Guards!
― Guards! Guards!

“If you're reading this...
Congratulations, you're alive.
If that's not something to smile about,
then I don't know what is.”
― Monsters Under Your Head
Congratulations, you're alive.
If that's not something to smile about,
then I don't know what is.”
― Monsters Under Your Head

“Noble dragons don't have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive.”
― Guards! Guards!
― Guards! Guards!

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Guards! Guards!
― Guards! Guards!

“Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?”
― Monstrous Regiment
― Monstrous Regiment
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