Ask the Author: Emilio Amaro
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Emilio Amaro
Well the first one I had to suck off was Seth Rollins and he put my throat out of commission.
Sorry man.
Sorry man.
Emilio Amaro
I steal an infant, bleed it out and pour the blood all over my IBM Wheelwriter typewriter.
Emilio Amaro
Expressing your view and creating something that you like.
Emilio Amaro
As of me writing this answer, if you're writing in this day and age unless you're writing erotica or something related to porn be prepared for zero people to give a single fuck what you're writing.
Emilio Amaro
As always, short stories most people will not take the time to read lol.
Emilio Amaro
I guess I just get an idea for a story that I would really love to see and read and then I write it.
My inspiration usually revolves around trying to create something weird, surreal or absurd that hits your brain in a way most don't.
Still chiseling out the style.
My inspiration usually revolves around trying to create something weird, surreal or absurd that hits your brain in a way most don't.
Still chiseling out the style.
Emilio Amaro
I only write short stories, the longest story I've ever written is around 20,000 words so I've never written a book yet.
As for the idea of my last story, I was reading Private Parts, Howard Stern's bio and he said something about Joan Rivers whining over her husband dying and how she's so whiny and dramatic about it and that she was going to take either his head or the top of his corpse and throw it on top of the Christmas Tree, and that really made me laugh.
So that gave me an idea of writing a short story where a woman suffers a mental breakdown on Christmas Eve from her husband recently dying in a car accident and decides to break into a funeral home and put the top of his corpse on top of the Christmas Tree.
As for the idea of my last story, I was reading Private Parts, Howard Stern's bio and he said something about Joan Rivers whining over her husband dying and how she's so whiny and dramatic about it and that she was going to take either his head or the top of his corpse and throw it on top of the Christmas Tree, and that really made me laugh.
So that gave me an idea of writing a short story where a woman suffers a mental breakdown on Christmas Eve from her husband recently dying in a car accident and decides to break into a funeral home and put the top of his corpse on top of the Christmas Tree.
Emilio Amaro
Hahahahahahahah oh my god even on Goodreads the Sting fans follow me.
And yes, just like Phil Collins.................I REMEMBAHHHHHHHH
And yes, just like Phil Collins.................I REMEMBAHHHHHHHH
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