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“Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with an umbrella? A: You get a rain-deer (reindeer).”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What is the difference between a cat and a frog? A: A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every day.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What do you get when sheep do karate? A: Lamb chops.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Knock, knock! Who’s there? Moo. Moo, who? Make up your mind—are you a cow or an owl?”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“If a fly didn’t have wings, would we call it a walk?”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: What is a whale’s favorite game? A: Swallow the leader.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What kind of bird is always depressed? A: A bluebird.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“A duck walks into a store and asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager says no, so the duck leaves. The next day the duck goes back to the store and asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager says, “NO, we don’t sell grapes,” so the duck leaves the store. The next day the duck goes back to the same store and asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager is furious now and says, “NO, WE DO NOT SELL GRAPES! IF YOU COME BACK AND ASK IF WE SELL GRAPES AGAIN, I’LL GLUE YOUR BEAK TO THE FLOOR!” The next day the duck goes back to the same store and says to the manager, “Excuse me, do you sell glue at this store?” The manager says, “No, we don’t sell glue.” The duck replies, “That’s good. Do you sell grapes?”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What do you call bears with no ears? A: B.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: What did the horse say when he tripped and fell down? A: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Two men went deer hunting. One man asked the other, “Did you ever hunt bear?” The other hunter said, “No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: How do you shoot a bumblebee? A: With a bee-bee gun.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: When do you stop at green and go on red? A: When you’re eating a watermelon.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: A cowboy arrives at the ranch on a Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is that possible? A: His horse’s name is Friday.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“What is a baby’s favorite reptile? A: A rattlesnake.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Joe: There were ten cats on a boat and one jumped off. How many were left? Jack: I don’t know, Joe. I guess nine? Joe: No, there were none! They were all a bunch of copy cats.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: Why did the meteorite go to Hollywood? A: It wanted to be a”
― Rob Elliott, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: What is a duck on the Fourth of July? A: A fire-quacker.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: What did the computer say when it fell into quicksand? A: “Help me! I’m syncing!”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Nick who?”
― Rob Elliott, Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

“Q: Why did the horse keep falling over? A: It just wasn’t stable.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“book it”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: What does a snowman eat for breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: How do you sneak across the desert without being seen? A: You wear camel-flage.”
― Rob Elliott, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“What is a trombone’s favorite playground equipment? A: The slide.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Rose, and Anna Beth”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin from your roof? A: Squash.”
― Rob Elliott, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? A: Cuatro sinko.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: What is as big as an elephant but weighs zero pounds?”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids