Michael Gerber
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Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody (Barry Trotter, #1)
32 editions
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2001
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Barry Trotter and the Unnecessary Sequel (Barry Trotter, #2)
15 editions
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2003
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Barry Trotter and the Dead Horse (Barry Trotter, #3)
12 editions
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2004
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Freshman
9 editions
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2006
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The Chronicles of Blarnia
5 editions
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2005
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Barry Trotter Boxed Set : Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody', 'Barry Trotter and the Unnecessary Sequel', 'Barry Trotter and the Dead Horse
4 editions
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2004
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Downturn Abbey
2 editions
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2012
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Life After Death
2 editions
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2010
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El mito del emprendedor
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Sophomore
2 editions
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2006
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“Life is about choices; it's not about excuses. Excuses only trap us into believing that we cannot take control of our own lives.”
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“Sauber gemacht wird erst, wenn einem der Dreck Tränen in die Augen treibt!”
― Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody
― Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody
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“Our life is shaped by our mind; we become what we think. Suffering follows an evil thought as the wheels of a cart follow the oxen that draws it.
Our life is shaped by our mind; we become what we think. Joy follows a pure thought like a shadow that never leaves.”
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Our life is shaped by our mind; we become what we think. Joy follows a pure thought like a shadow that never leaves.”
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“Admit it. You aren’t like them. You’re not even close. You may occasionally dress yourself up as one of them, watch the same mindless television shows as they do, maybe even eat the same fast food sometimes. But it seems that the more you try to fit in, the more you feel like an outsider, watching the “normal people” as they go about their automatic existences. For every time you say club passwords like “Have a nice day” and “Weather’s awful today, eh?”, you yearn inside to say forbidden things like “Tell me something that makes you cry” or “What do you think deja vu is for?”. Face it, you even want to talk to that girl in the elevator. But what if that girl in the elevator (and the balding man who walks past your cubicle at work) are thinking the same thing? Who knows what you might learn from taking a chance on conversation with a stranger? Everyone carries a piece of the puzzle. Nobody comes into your life by mere coincidence. Trust your instincts. Do the unexpected. Find the others…”
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“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
― The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967
― The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967
“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.”
― The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967
― The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967
“We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and—in spite of True Romance magazines—we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way. I do not say lonely—at least, not all the time—but essentially, and finally, alone. This is what makes your self-respect so important, and I don't see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness.”
― The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967
― The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967

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