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Noah Wareness lives in the city with his friends. He writes by hand.

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Noah Wareness Give up unless you care about it as much as you've ever cared about anything, and you're willing to offer it the larger part of your life. Entire horr…moreGive up unless you care about it as much as you've ever cared about anything, and you're willing to offer it the larger part of your life. Entire horrible industries are devoted to coddling bad, unsure writers. Don't feed them and don't listen to me.(less)
Noah Wareness A collection of four long poems. One's the confession of an ex-archivist who worked at the Library of Alexandria the night it burned, now homeless and…moreA collection of four long poems. One's the confession of an ex-archivist who worked at the Library of Alexandria the night it burned, now homeless and resigned to trading secrets for bread. One looks at a solar astronomer who was torn apart psychologically by an alien transmission meant for someone else. One's about the only child slave who ever tried to escape Santa's labyrinthine toymaking factory. The last one's called "Why I Want To Fuck Hobbes The Tiger" and you can't talk about things like that.(less)
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“Punker, what's compassion for a world this far gone? The streets don't give a fuck. It's a bummer, your care slides down its target like beads of rain on rock. There's no aquifer for any shit like this. Where does compassion go and can it be returned? You're Donn in this world, with the staff and the purple band. The artificer. Walking the bandoned suites of hell and your eyeballs thinking, what can be saved? Not their gear but its aspects. You started kung fu way later than the rest, and before that you saw compassion in a history spiel. Now it keeps washing up on your shore. Giving a shit might be made of parts, it might be made solo. It might be an invasive species or not. Punks evolved from dinos too. Not even cross time and distance. But the spikes on their heads are the same.”
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“Don't ever trust a punk who lived.”
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“The universal logo for a pizzahut is eight slices painted cross a disc of yellow plywood mounted in the mouth of a taxidermic hippopotapus.”
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“Don't ever trust a punk who lived.”
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“You know how long's the universe. It's seven million freeways side by side. You know how high. So high the moon just falls. But little punks, you still know the hardcore of the universe. It's cause you're hardcore too. You're made of pure universe, under your bones. And nothing ever starts shit by meaning to. We meant to break down the amerikan dream throwing bottles. All we broke was bottles. What worked was one stolen handful of flax seed. All ages shows in the highschool parkade, and the keys to the bandroom door. Their dream was a joke anyway. What worked was a nother joke.”
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“Punker, what's compassion for a world this far gone? The streets don't give a fuck. It's a bummer, your care slides down its target like beads of rain on rock. There's no aquifer for any shit like this. Where does compassion go and can it be returned? You're Donn in this world, with the staff and the purple band. The artificer. Walking the bandoned suites of hell and your eyeballs thinking, what can be saved? Not their gear but its aspects. You started kung fu way later than the rest, and before that you saw compassion in a history spiel. Now it keeps washing up on your shore. Giving a shit might be made of parts, it might be made solo. It might be an invasive species or not. Punks evolved from dinos too. Not even cross time and distance. But the spikes on their heads are the same.”
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“The patches are the stories. Hold onto that. And the muddy zigzag of ducktape against the cracked doorglass. There's four kids who sleep here, a nuff for the fingers on each otherses hands. There's room in each of them for one important thing. They're a band. It's not they're in a band. They're a band. Four spikes of ducktape, up and down, like mountain peaks or a sawblade. Every band's got a sign, something to sew on your jacket, gouge on the wall at a show. Four spikes up and down say MEATHEADS, and you picked a fucked window to knock at, tourist. They're the best band in the world.”
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“They say your hardcore's not yours, and it's not fate. Nobody's gonna tell you what shit like that means.”
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