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Stephan Pastis
Born
in San Marino, The United States
January 01, 1968
Website
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Influences
Scott Adams, Charles Schulz, Gary Larson, Darby Conley
Stephan Pastis isn't a Goodreads Author
(yet),
but they
do have a blog,
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I’m More Stupider When I Travel
If you ever see me when I get out of bed, brush my teeth, and make coffee, you might mistake me for a genius.
The way I put both feet on the floor, squeeze the toothpaste tube all by myself, and manage to get the coffee into the cup are all hallmarks of someone very, very intelligent.
But take me out of my own home and my natural gifts decline.
Particularly when I travel.
Where my stupiderness expands
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Mistakes Were Made (Timmy Failure, #1)
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2013
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66 editions
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Now Look What You've Done (Timmy Failure, #2)
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2014
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3 editions
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We Meet Again (Timmy Failure, #3)
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2014
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24 editions
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Sgt. Piggy's Lonely Hearts Club Comic: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury (Volume 3)
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2004
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2 editions
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Sanitized for Your Protection (Timmy Failure, #4)
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2015
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21 editions
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The Book You're Not Supposed to Have (Timmy Failure, #5)
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2016
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16 editions
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Pearls Before Swine : BLTs Taste So Darn Good (Volume 1)
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2003
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6 editions
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Lions and Tigers and Crocs, Oh My!: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury (Volume 6)
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2006
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3 editions
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The Cat Stole My Pants (Timmy Failure, #6)
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2017
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15 editions
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Pearls Sells Out: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury (Volume 12)
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2009
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7 editions
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“If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with.”
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“I recently forced myself to read a book on quantum physics, just to try and learn something new. I was confused by the middle of the first sentence and it all went downhill from there. The only thing I can remember learning is that a parallel universe can theoretically be contained on the head of a needle. I don't really know what that means, but I am now more careful handling needles.”
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