Prachi Gangwani's Blog

June 29, 2020

How To Not Let The Internet Distract You From Achieving Your Writing Goals

If the Internet was a person, it would be a controlling, domineering, entitled man but one who has enough accolades to be hero-worshipped by the masses; one who, like the Ambani’s or the Rockefeller’s, manipulates the fate of those who never have and never will cross paths with him. A man who has a looming presence, even in his absence, as if, if we manage to piss him off for merely existing, we’ll be blacklisted from our own lives. A sadistic orchestra conductor who derives pleasure from waving his baton to a cacophony, not a melody. Basically, an asshole of the highest order.

And this is especially true for writers and artists, musicians and poets, potters and singers. For us, this omnipotent entity is at once a library of information, a muse for inspiration, a stamp of validation, and bait for procrastination.

I have often wondered how writers from decades ago wrote so prolifically, producing upwards of a hundred poems or prose, upwards of ten, fifty novels, novellas and letters that continue to sing the melancholy of lovers’ hearts. Almost always, I reach the same conclusion: they weren’t ensnared by the Goddamn Internet!

I’m distracted by a lot of things - a new home project, a random thought I must urgently share with whomever's earshot I may be in, a long-lost friend I must track down immediately. But, the Internet is a devil in disguise. It saps hours of your time, and gallons of your creative juices without letting an inkling alert you. Asshole, I told you. I’m not a violent person, but I’m certainly no Gandhi. I’m more like the sage who said that it’s okay to kill a scorpion first if it’s going to kill you eventually. So, here are five fangs I’ve trained to combat the Chi-sucking Internet:

1. A shitty Internet connection
We can’t survive without the Internet. We can’t fight this fact. But, we can do ourselves a huge favour by getting a shitty Internet that collapses every time it so much as drizzles, so we may soak in the humbling rhythms of nature rather than dizzying blue light emanating from the screen.



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Published on June 29, 2020 05:18 Tags: writing-tips