Jeff Strand's Blog

It’s here! Your Body Will Never Be Found is now available in Kindle and paperback editions!

This is easily one of my darkest novels, so if you’re a fan of Pressure, My Pretties, and Bring Her Back, it’s for you! If you’d rather I stick to stuff like Kumquat, maybe sit this one out…

Welcome to my website! Whether you were brought here by interest in my work or a Google search gone terribly wrong, I encourage you to hang around and start clicking away!

I now have a Patreon page! New stuff every day! Click HERE for details!

Now you can order signed books directly from me! Click HERE!

Your Body Will Never Be Found is available now in Kindle and paperback!

Finders Keepers is now available! Get it at your local bookstore, library, or the online retailer of your choice!

Bloodsucker County is now available in Kindle and paperback editions.

(P.S.: People who leave reviews on Amazon deserve great big hugs!)

Subscribe to my newsletter at MailChimp! A brand new story in every issue!

Oooh! The Kindle edition of Your Body Will Never Be Found is up for pre-order! (The book comes out July 22nd.)

“If you’re here, you’re clearly lost. What you do next will determine if you stay that way.”

It’s hard to truly get lost in 2025, but Arden trusted his GPS in the deep, rural woods of Georgia, where satellite signals don’t reach. Now he, his wife Laurie, and their two children, traveling back home after a fun weekend away, have run out of gas next to a house displaying a very unwelcoming sign.

The porch light turns on. A large man with a shotgun emerges. As he walks slowly toward their car, the family has no idea how bad their night is about to become…

From the Bram Stoker and Splatterpunk-Award winning author of Pressure, My Pretties, and Bring Her Back comes Jeff Strand’s most brutal and unrelenting nightmare so far.

The pre-order price is only a dirt-cheap $2.99. After that, the price will rocket all the way up to an obscenely expensive $3.99. (Yes, of course there will be a paperback–it goes live on July 22nd as well, but there won’t be pre-orders, because Amazon won’t let me.)

Pre-order HERE.

Welcome to my website! Whether you were brought here by interest in my work or a Google search gone terribly wrong, I encourage you to hang around and start clicking away!

I now have a Patreon page! New stuff every day! Click HERE for details!

Now you can order signed books directly from me! Click HERE!

Your Body Will Never Be Found is now available for pre-order in the Kindle edition. Available July 22.

Finders Keepers is now available! Get it at your local bookstore, library, or the online retailer of your choice!

Bloodsucker County is now available in Kindle and paperback editions.

(P.S.: People who leave reviews on Amazon deserve great big hugs!)

Subscribe to my newsletter at MailChimp! A brand new story in every issue!

Cover by Chad Lutzke. This one’s brutal.

It’s here! The third book in my Eek! series (no previous Eek! experience required–they all stand alone) is now available! You can get Finders Keepers at your local Barnes & Noble, or your library, or the online retailer of your choice, or you can steal it from the middle grader of your choice.

Like my other books for kids, you don’t have to be a kid to enjoy them. You don’t even have to be particularly immature. C’mon, a sinister scavenger hunt is all-ages evil fun!

(Meanwhile, my Patreon page now has annual subscriptions for 10% off. Click HERE to check it out.)

Welcome to my website! Whether you were brought here by interest in my work or a Google search gone terribly wrong, I encourage you to hang around and start clicking away!

I now have a Patreon page! New stuff almost every day! Click HERE for details!

Now you can order signed books directly from me! Click HERE!

Finders Keepers is now available! Get it at your local bookstore, library, or the online retailer of your choice!

Bloodsucker County is now available in Kindle and paperback editions.

Snuggling the Grotesque, my latest short story collection, is now available in Kindle and paperback editions!

(P.S.: People who leave reviews on Amazon deserve great big hugs!)

Join my Unofficial Fan Club on Facebook! 

Subscribe to my newsletter at MailChimp! A brand new story in every issue!

Hey, my new novel, Bloodsucker County is now available!

Technically, it was available last week. I updated the main page of my website to reflect this, and suddenly the whole main page DISAPPEARED! I went, “By golly, that’s peculiar,” and searched and searched and searched and searched for it. Clearly I’d accidentally deleted it, but it wasn’t in my trash!

Every time I update the page, I change it to the current date. This time, after many years of experience updating this website, I clicked something wrong and scheduled the update for the future! Two full hours into the future! I couldn’t figure out how to fix that, and let’s be honest, it’s not like I’d get flooded with e-mails demanding to know where the main page went.

When the main page updated, I got an e-mail with the new content. So I thought, oh, crap, I wonder if everybody who follows my site got that? I didn’t want to send a Bloodsucker County announcement right after that, so I’m sending it now.

It’s available in Kindle and paperback editions!

P.S.: My Patreon page is jam-packed with fun content!

Welcome to my website! Whether you were brought here by interest in my work or a Google search gone terribly wrong, I encourage you to hang around and start clicking away!

I now have a Patreon page! New stuff almost every day! Click HERE for details!

Now you can order signed books directly from me! Click HERE!

Bloodsucker County is now available in Kindle and paperback editions.

Snuggling the Grotesque, my latest short story collection, is now available in Kindle and paperback editions!

Nightmare in the Backyard is now available! Get it at your local bookstore, library, or the online retailer of your choice!

(P.S.: People who leave reviews on Amazon deserve great big hugs!)

Join my Unofficial Fan Club on Facebook! 

Subscribe to my newsletter at MailChimp! A brand new story in every issue!

Hey, we made it to 2025! Congratulations!

Though my website also used to be my blog, a few years ago I started just using it for new book announcements. You can get daily stuff on social media, and my newsletter has all of the latest updates, plus a free story every issue.

But now I’ve launched a Patreon page, where you can get (non-free) almost daily content! On January 15th, the weekly serial novel Catch & Release will begin. It’s a George & Lou novel, picking up directly after Wolf Hunt 3, but this time, the guys are fighting a human monster instead of werewolves. No need to wait until then, though, because there have been daily posts since December 19th. There’s plenty of fun stuff already up!

Check it out here: patreon.com/JeffStrand

Meanwhile, I’ve been subtly updating this website. Expect an announcement…ummmm…probably NOT soon, but maybe before the clock strikes 2026…