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Here is chapter 1 of “Cagefighting Nuns in Tanks” a 9-chapter novella.  You can get the rest of this story by supporting the AudioThrust patreon campaign.

Written by Nobilis Reed, narrated by Vivienne Ferrari, audio produced by Peter Elfman.

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AudioThrust is go!

We are proud to present “Rockets, Rapiers and Romance”

Written by Nobilis Reed, narrated by Vivienne Ferrari, audio produced by Peter Elfman.

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Welcome listeners! 

Soon it will be time for this podcast to come out of its chrysalis, transformed into a glorious new form. Here is what is going to happen:

1> The format is changing. Instead of focusing on short stories, I’ll be presenting short stories, novellas, and perhaps even novels. They will be written by me, and they will come out when they come out.  Working to a deadline was stressful and I need to reduce the stress in my life.  You’ll receive a bunch of episodes, and then a hiatus while I write the next season. The podcast will be closed to submissions for the foreseeable future.

2> The focus is changing. For most of the content,  you’ll need to be a supporter of the Patreon campaign.  On the free, public podcast, you’ll get teaser chapters and short stories. The one dollar level of the podcast will get short stories and first chapters, and access to the Nobilis Erotica archives.  The three dollar level will also get full novellas and novels.  The five dollar level will also get bonus material such as narration bloopers and reactions.
3> The branding is changing.  The podcast and patreon campaign will now be “Nobilis Reed Presents: Audiothrust” or just “Audiothrust.”  The change will be automatic; you don’t need to subscribe to a new feed and you don’t need to follow a new Patreon campaign. I’m transforming the existing ones.

4> The team is changing. I’m enlisting the marvelous Vivienne Ferrari as my go-to narrator, and I’ve got an audio editor and sound designer to handle the editing gruntwork. They are my co-equal partners in this new venture.

With the current plan, Audiothrust will be emerging and spreading its wings in the first quarter of 2025. 

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This month’s patron-funded story is Personalize your Netherparts by Cecilia Tan.  It’s narrated by the author.

ANNOUNCEMENT: As of today, the Nobilis Erotica podcast is going on hiatus. The patreon campaign is paused, the call for submissions is closed, and there will be no stories posted.

Stay subscribed to the podcast feed, however. As I pursue new projects, I’ll announce them here, and you won’t want to miss it. If you enjoy this podcast, you’re going to enjoy the things I’ve got coming up. And if things go well, we’ll be seeing more stories again. 

Thank you all for the fabulous ride we’ve been on.  Stay with me to see what the next ride looks like!

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This month’s patron-funded story is Bitter Luck by J Aster.  It’s narrated by Nobilis Reed.

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This month’s patron-funded story is The Face of Venus by Nolan Vancey.  It’s narrated by Nobilis reed.

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This month’s patron-funded story is “A Merman Walks Into a Bar” by Dannye Chase.  It’s narrated by Nobilis Reed.

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This month’s patron-funded story is The Haunted Vagina by Matthew Barron.  It’s narrated by Bliss Morgan.

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This episode is “The Princess and the Penis” by Linn Thomas, narrated by The Belching Cow. 

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Once upon a time, not all that long ago and in a land not that far away, lived a delightful princess. All who met her, both men and women immediately fell in love. Sometimes individuals became infatuated with the princess because of her delightful wit, her kind words or crystal laugh. Others found themselves seduced by her keen intellect, sharp insights and wide knowledge. And of course, she was beautiful. Long luxurious hair, soft clear skin combined with a luscious body. Whether the visitor fell in love with her charm, her intellect, or her body, in all cases, her presence stiffened any man’s cock and made any woman’s pussy wet.

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This month’s patron-funded story is “The Bacteria that Evolved on the Trip to Zebulon 83” by Patrick Mannus.  It’s narrated by Nobilis Reed.

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Charlie didn’t think much of the reports of cancer-related deaths on the Zebulon-83 colony ship. They were sad to hear people had died, sure, but to Charlie, the deaths weren’t personally more upsetting than the radiation-related leukemia deaths after the toxic train spill. If anything, they were more pissed about the train spill deaths because that was the government’s negligence at work. The Zebulon-83 deaths seemed like just bad luck as a result of transit-related radiation exposure during cryopreservation.

Charlie took slightly more notice when it came out that all the Zebulon cancers were prostate, breast, ovarian, and endometrial. Not so much because that meant anything to them scientifically speaking, but because it was just kind of odd. Charlie worked in IT, but even they could recognize that it was unusual for the cancers to cluster like that.

When it came out that the cause of the unusual cancer clustering was unregulated growth of hormone-altering intestinal bacteria that had evolved during the flight to Zebulon-83, and that said same bacteria could be directed to change people’s genders more effectively than any hormone supplements, Charlie sat up and took notice.

They sent the article to a fellow comms satellite IT specialist. They didn’t work for the same company, but even though it was a growing field, there were still few enough of them that you just knew the other commsatties. And Charlie had always kind of had a crush on Morgan.

Morg. Check it out. Interesting tech coming out of that Zebulon-83 colony ship.

When they’d met at a commsatty conference, which was really just a place to use illicit and non-illicit substances and talk shit about the companies they worked for and all the exploits they had over the companies if they were ever wrongfully terminated, Charlie had been drawn to Morgan. They just got the sense of a kindred spirit. When your body was not always the right fit for your soul, you could see the same mismatch in others. And Charlie had seen that in Morgan.

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