Chloe Jacobs's Blog - Posts Tagged "quotes"

So I've been watching this show, and OMG it's hilarious. Sheldon is frickin' awesome! I could fill a whole book with Sheldon quotes :)

Sheldon: "Last night, I was strong-armed into an evening of harp music and spooning with an emotional Amy Farrah Fowler. This on a night that I had originally designated for solving the space-time geometry in higher-spin gravity and building my Lego Death Star."

Sheldon: "Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors."

Sheldon: "Why are you crying?"
Penny: "Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad."

Sheldon: "I wouldn't tell you the secret. (pause) Shhhhh!!"
Leonard: "What secret? Tell me the secret."
Sheldon: "Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad."
Leonard: "Not that secret, the other secret."
Sheldon: I'M BATMAN!!!! SHHHH!!!

Zack: "You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out if you kill a starfish it'll just come back to life."
Sheldon: "Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon."

Sheldon: "Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch."

I can't stop giggling. What's your favourite quote? (from Big Bang or even something else)
Sheldon: I'M BATMAN!!!! SHHHH!!!