Mia Downing's Blog - Posts Tagged "reviews"
My Opinion on Reviews
There is a lot of hype about reviews right now, reviews of movies, reviews of books. Of course no one complains about the good ones. It's the dark, hating, ballistic, passionate reviews everyone talks about. I know I would hate to get one--I haven't, yet. Just three's. Negative reviews would make me cringe into a little ball in the closet with the coat hangers and cry like an infant out of formula. I don't have a hate review yet, but I anticipate getting one (God help my friends.) I actually, in a way, look forward to a negative review.
Why, you ask? If you look at what all great books have in common at some point is controversy. Fifty Shades of Grey, for example, has almost as many 1's and 2's on Amazon reviews as it does 4's and 5's. E. L. James may very well be sad about that, but her bank account isn't. The reason why that book is big is because one herd of people read it, loved it, and another herd of people said WTF? Then those not in either herd heard about the book, the controversy and want to know what's up with all of that? If someone had just posted really nice reviews, the story probably wouldn't have gone viral in a mad, better-than-Ebola way.
My next short story that will come out is a m/m and I'm expecting to get on the spectrum of 1-5 review scores with this one. I'm already bracing for it. One hero is what I like to call a train wreck. He's beautiful, lovable, and his life is holy hell screwed up. His past is holy hell screwed up. People are going to love him or hate him. What I'm hoping is it will spark enough controversy that people will want to see for themselves, and that will lead to sales.
For reviewers out there--you won't know that I'm curled in a fetal position with my friends feeding me I.V. coffee (or tequila if the right friends show up.) You won't know that I've taken stock in Kleenex, either. I don't plan on telling you that. A lot of authors react when they get these reviews, and it's sad. Yes, they're sad. An author works hard to put that book out, be it a 1 or a 5 book. People starved while he/she wrote that book (I know my family does.) People lived in utter filth and watched too many bad cartoons (if they're under 5) and probably talked to the back of the author's very angry, disturbed head while he/she wrote that 1/5 book. Husbands/wives probably didn't get sex (or if you write erotica, they got too much sex and they're just as disturbed as the ones that got none--the grass is not greener, folks.) So yes, they have a right to be sad.
Do they have a right to express that with the reviewer? I don't think so. You took the chance, putting it out there. You knew ahead of time that Twitter, Facebook, Good Reads and Amazon reviews existed. If you've ever gone to these places and read a review, then you should have thought right then and there about your skin and if it was elephant tough or baby tough. Your editor loves you. Your critique partners love you. Your family loves you when you're not writing and their house is clean and food is on their table. Reviewers...the don't have to love you.
Golden Rules: Not everyone is going to love you. Life isn't fair.
I'm going now to prepare my I.V. tubing for the future. But first, a question for you. Do you read the reviews? What do you think of the 1's, the 5's, and what makes you buy (or not buy) a book?
Why, you ask? If you look at what all great books have in common at some point is controversy. Fifty Shades of Grey, for example, has almost as many 1's and 2's on Amazon reviews as it does 4's and 5's. E. L. James may very well be sad about that, but her bank account isn't. The reason why that book is big is because one herd of people read it, loved it, and another herd of people said WTF? Then those not in either herd heard about the book, the controversy and want to know what's up with all of that? If someone had just posted really nice reviews, the story probably wouldn't have gone viral in a mad, better-than-Ebola way.
My next short story that will come out is a m/m and I'm expecting to get on the spectrum of 1-5 review scores with this one. I'm already bracing for it. One hero is what I like to call a train wreck. He's beautiful, lovable, and his life is holy hell screwed up. His past is holy hell screwed up. People are going to love him or hate him. What I'm hoping is it will spark enough controversy that people will want to see for themselves, and that will lead to sales.
For reviewers out there--you won't know that I'm curled in a fetal position with my friends feeding me I.V. coffee (or tequila if the right friends show up.) You won't know that I've taken stock in Kleenex, either. I don't plan on telling you that. A lot of authors react when they get these reviews, and it's sad. Yes, they're sad. An author works hard to put that book out, be it a 1 or a 5 book. People starved while he/she wrote that book (I know my family does.) People lived in utter filth and watched too many bad cartoons (if they're under 5) and probably talked to the back of the author's very angry, disturbed head while he/she wrote that 1/5 book. Husbands/wives probably didn't get sex (or if you write erotica, they got too much sex and they're just as disturbed as the ones that got none--the grass is not greener, folks.) So yes, they have a right to be sad.
Do they have a right to express that with the reviewer? I don't think so. You took the chance, putting it out there. You knew ahead of time that Twitter, Facebook, Good Reads and Amazon reviews existed. If you've ever gone to these places and read a review, then you should have thought right then and there about your skin and if it was elephant tough or baby tough. Your editor loves you. Your critique partners love you. Your family loves you when you're not writing and their house is clean and food is on their table. Reviewers...the don't have to love you.
Golden Rules: Not everyone is going to love you. Life isn't fair.
I'm going now to prepare my I.V. tubing for the future. But first, a question for you. Do you read the reviews? What do you think of the 1's, the 5's, and what makes you buy (or not buy) a book?
Release Day!
So excited for release day! This
is my second release but my first, full-length novel. So it feels like I've gone from a training bra to the real thing (and yes, I need that real bra badly.)
Visit my blog at Mia's Blog and leave the name of your favorite fictional spy and your email addy to win a copy!
Visit Long And Short Reviews for an interview and more fun information and another book giveaway!
Spy Games: Trained for Seduction is available at:
The Wild Rose Press and Amazon.com
is my second release but my first, full-length novel. So it feels like I've gone from a training bra to the real thing (and yes, I need that real bra badly.) Visit my blog at Mia's Blog and leave the name of your favorite fictional spy and your email addy to win a copy!
Visit Long And Short Reviews for an interview and more fun information and another book giveaway!
Spy Games: Trained for Seduction is available at:
The Wild Rose Press and Amazon.com
