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Mullets and testosterone abound in this early nineties Brian Bosworth vehicle. Manliness oozes from every frame. This is our first time seeing Bosworth on screen and we came away incredibly impressed. This movie is an absolute blast.

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When Steven Seagal stops giving a crap about his movies, you get CONTRACT TO KILL. He spends the majority of this ‘film’ sitting down, mumbling nonsensical lines. The fight scenes are almost nonexistent. This is one of the worst movies we’ve ever watched.

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The 80s were a haven of cheesy, insane martial arts movies. American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt is a prime example of the hilarity of the genre at the time. With a nonsensical story, horrible choreography, and ninjas everywhere, this movie is simply amazing.

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Chuck Norris crushes us with his all-time classic INVASION U.S.A. We had no idea what we were getting into. This movie has it all – tons of explosions, lots of wang shooting, and crazy stunts. It’s amazing.

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What did we just watch? Birdemic is beyond description. If an alien landed on Earth, found a video camera, and started shooting a movie… it would look like Birdemic. It’s a must watch.

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Steven Seagal isn’t even trying at this point. He wrote and starred in this glorious film – ATTRITION. Obvious stunt doubles, an incomprehensible plot, and lots of mumbling make this one hilarious movie. Seagal is still peaking.

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For some reason, Jean-Claude Van Damme thought he should continually remake Bloodsport. Lionheart, Kickboxer, and Bloodsport all have the same storyline, but with varying degrees of success. We have all the hallmarks of a Van Damme film here – underground fights, running from the government, and lots of shots of his behind.

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What happens when someone pays ‘homage’ to Predator, but with terrible CG dinosaurs replacing an alien? You get JURASSIC ATTACK… or Rise of the Dinosaurs… or whatever this movie is called now. This one is pure SYFY schlock.

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Our main feature this week is We Summon the Darkness starring Alexandra Daddario and her two incredible talents. But before we get to those, we have a bevy of horror books and movies to review for you. We’re talking Dolls, Witchery, X-Men: Dark Phoenix, The Blackwell Ghost 4, The Terror Within 2, Galaxy of Terror, Underwater, Sleepaway Camp IV, Return to Sleepaway Camp, Cursed Films, I Am Not Okay with This, and Allison by Jeff Strand.

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Unfortunately, we aren’t reviewing Tommy Wiseau’s The Room this week, but the french horror flick of the same name. Before we get to that, we’re talking Never Surrender: A Galaxy Quest Documentary, Along Came the Devil 2, Forbidden World, The Terror Within, The Boogens, The Hunt, A Night of Horror: Nightmare Radio, Tiger King, Cursed Films, The Con Season by Adam Cesare, and Rain Will Come by Thomas Holgate.

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