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September 17, 2016

i didn't realize i could blog here but i can

and that it also saved my old tumblr.
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Published on September 17, 2016 08:03 Tags: oh-well

May 26, 2015

twobisexualsonestraight:

off shore bank account, offshore...



twobisexualsonestraight:



off shore bank account, offshore banking cayman islands, offshore banking countries

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Published on May 26, 2015 10:17

July 3, 2014

we have become crazy dog people.
this is stevie nicks....



we have become crazy dog people.


this is stevie nicks. she’s pretty chill for a dog that was left on our porch.

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Published on July 03, 2014 15:15

nbacooldudes:

Chris Paul and Blake Griffin — Los Angeles...



nbacooldudes:



Chris Paul and Blake Griffin — Los Angeles Clippers



this gif is beautiful, the way we see the ball spinning, hanging in the air, like it’s being handed to us, and how blake griffin appears out of nowhere to shove that shit into the hole.




i guess it’s a little strange how america’s most aesthetically-pleasing sport can be reduced to “shoving shit into a hole.”

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Published on July 03, 2014 15:09

June 28, 2014

nbacooldudes:

Rodney Stuckey is a true hero; dunking on Carlos...



nbacooldudes:



Rodney Stuckey is a true hero; dunking on Carlos Boozer and nailing the three-point landing. Too bad the Pistons got clobbered by the Bulls 99-79.



this was a pretty great one to see live. also exciting was seeing people on the fancam trying to taunt floyd mayweather, who was seated in the first row.

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Published on June 28, 2014 08:23

spam email i received today

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Published on June 28, 2014 07:44

June 27, 2014

nbacooldudes:

Ish Smith — Orlando Magic

buster keaton



nbacooldudes:



Ish Smith — Orlando Magic



buster keaton

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Published on June 27, 2014 13:03

June 26, 2014

I BUY A WOLF CAMERA FRANCHISE

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"SEE THE WORLD THROUGH THE EYES OF A WOLF" will be printed on the glass doorway. the store/unit will be empty except for 10-20 booths lined up against the walls with velvet curtains for privacy. inside the booth, you face a screen, flip a switch, and begin to view the world through the eyes of a live, wild wolf. no info on where the wolf is or what type of wolf it is will be provided, just the wolf’s perspective as seen through a tiny camera embedded unobtrusively between the eyes of a wolf. i will hire an old man or old woman to sit quietly in the corner of wolf camera on a plain wooden stool.

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Published on June 26, 2014 16:14

June 25, 2014

Bernadette Geyer: Defending the Epigraph in Poetry

Bernadette Geyer: Defending the Epigraph in Poetry:

"My favorite comment was from the poet who astutely pointed out that many poets mis-use epigraphs because they don’t trust the reader to "get it" — whatever the poem is about. I feel this is probably the most troubling mis-use I’ve seen, especially when it comes to book manuscripts." - Bernadette Geyer


really tempted to use this quote as an actual epigraph in a manuscript. i mean, bernadette geyer, with a G, would be just too ridiculous

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Published on June 25, 2014 13:07

i’m a recycling bin-diver in this joke



i’m a recycling bin-diver in this joke

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Published on June 25, 2014 12:19