I stole the neighbour’s cat yesterday. Not because I needed another feline to add to my ever growing collection, but because I thought Pippy Long-Stockings had roamed too far and was now “the furthest from the Shire that she’s ever been.” I wasn’t sure how I felt when my car halted to a stop. There was Pippy, a block from home, strutting around like she owned the joint. I noticed that she had amazingly removed her collar to deny any claims of ownership. Rather than accept that this was not the