No?  That doesn't work 89 days after April Fool's?

Michael Showalter Humor Contest is re-opening for this weekend and new deadline to submit (if you haven't already) will be Monday, June 2.   Generally speaking, the rules are: Be funny in any way and any form in 100 words or less.  Subscribe to this blog.  Email entry to aespach@gmail.com with subject NO PUNCHLINE PUNCHLINE. Michael Showalter will be the judge. Winner gets free copy of Mr. Funny Pants!  For more detailed guidelines, click here: Guidelines.


The good news: if you thought about submitting and didn't, well, you still can!  My apologies for the delay to those who have already submitted.  My general excuse for everything these days is that I moved to Alabama.  Every second takes two here. Though mathematically, that still doesn't explain it.

Regardless, get those entries in, and winner will be announced by July 4.  Just in time to purchase your fireworks at Big Daddy's and celebrate.  Right?




Check back here for winners and future Alabama-related posts that will answer questions such as a) who are your new friends?




Creature that lives outside apartment
and b) why do you have to go to the Davy Crockett State Park in Tennessee in order to close your Bank of America account?


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Until then.