The Skinny on Pre-Order Swag, Signed Copies, and Bonus Material for One Dark Throne

They’re so…PRETTY!


The Pre-order swag: It’s a deck of Three Dark Crowns playing cards! Some of the artwork is shown above. I can’t wait to get mine. I’m going to play all the rummy in the world. If you have pre-ordered, and are in the US, go here to submit your info and proof of purchase before 9/18 to receive a deck: Pre-order Swag


The Signed Editions: Okay, my intel on this is not the best, but you can definitely find signed copies around. Here’s a list of places you might be able to find them:



BAM
Indigo
Costco
Target
Walmart
Target.com
Walmart.com
Some International editions
Barnes and Noble
BN.com

The Bonus Material: This is an extra bit of story featuring Katharine and Pietyr. It’s available exclusively from Barnes & Noble. They’ll sell these until they run out, but I don’t know how many they’ve ordered. They’ll also stock Signed Bonus editions until they run out of those. If you want one of these, go here: BN Exclusive Signed and BN Exclusive Only


Also, if you pre-order, thank you. I hope you love the second book in the series, and just…thank you. And did I mention THANK YOU? Of course I’m grateful for any and all purchases/recs, library orders, etc, but you pre-orderers are so impressively on top of things.


Ok. End of book stuff for this entry. Now let’s talk about my Game of Thrones sorrow. Spoilers ahead if you’re behind on Season 7


Seriously


Stop


Reading


Now if you’re behind on Season 7


 


That’s good enough, we should be alone. Alone, so I can SCREAM! You motherf*cking Night King I will have your stupid blue head on a pike for what you have done you stupid, mother*fucking blue-headed and did I mention motherf*cking? ASSHOLE. All I wanted was for Tyrion and Viserion to ride off together, just show their backsides to the rest of Westeros and go off to frolic, you know, by the sea.


But NO. You moronic, grinning, butt-faced Night King with your stupid blue head (You ain’t no Mary Poppins!) had to aim for the smallest dragon. The sweetest dragon. The dragon who landed on strangers and needed to be shaken off when he kept trying to get on Dany after he was too big. And now you must die. I mean, you were probably going to die anyway, but now I’m serious.


The only way I’ll forgive you is if you grow to love Wight Viserion so much that you turn your buttcheeks to the rest of Westeros and you take him and go frolic by the undead sea instead.


Rant over for now, to be repeated every time I see the MOTHERF*CKING NIGHT KING!


Waaah, Viserion! I don’t care if Jon is supposed to ride Rhaegal eventually. I’d rather it have been Rhaegal.

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Published on August 21, 2017 13:07
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message 1: by Ajá (new)

Ajá Bryant What if we pre-order the book for our Kindle, then is there anyway to get the cards?


message 2: by Kendare (new)

Kendare Blake Ajá wrote: "What if we pre-order the book for our Kindle, then is there anyway to get the cards?"

Yes, ebooks count! Follow the link to submit your proof of purchase.


message 3: by kat (new)

kat Not meaning to be rude, but I'm not exactly caught up with all the latest posts on the blog, but is this referring to Three Dark Crowns or One Dark Throne?


message 4: by Kendare (new)

Kendare Blake Katia wrote: "Not meaning to be rude, but I'm not exactly caught up with all the latest posts on the blog, but is this referring to Three Dark Crowns or One Dark Throne?"

Pre-orders of One Dark Throne :)


message 5: by Bridget (last edited Aug 24, 2017 09:00AM) (new)

Bridget Derr Aww. I wish I would have known that there was going to be exclusive content if you ordered it through Barnes & Noble. I have already ordered it through Amazon right when it was available to pre-order. Oh well, now I just might have to buy a 2nd copy! :)
Oh, and I totally agree on your thoughts of Game of Thrones.


message 6: by Kendare (new)

Kendare Blake Well, extra copies do make fine gifts for bookish friends :) Thank you so much for the early pre-order. They really help a book find publisher support.

And yes, ugh, stupid Night King!


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