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Jason
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Nov 07, 2018 10:55AM

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My girlfriend at the time (who later went on to become a famous musician) had dumped me two days before this incident. The poem just wrote itself after i cracked open that cookie.
Jason wrote: "You once dated Cher? wow."
I wish! Cher was one of my adolescent crushes! The original MILF!
I wish! Cher was one of my adolescent crushes! The original MILF!