Today is a good day to get a 1 star review

Here's my attitude and advice about negative comment about my books.

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'Salem's Lot by Stephen King


Scroll down to the community reviews and filter on the "1 star," reviews.

There are 3161 of them today.

Stephen King has sixteen times more 1 star ratings on one book than I have total ratings for all my books.

Here's the bottom line, negative comment, snarky comment, etc, indicates that my book is reaching more people.

If my marketing is successful, I will attract one star reviews. The fact I don't have 1 star reviews is not an indication that my books are marvelous (and I love my books and I love the stories I tell, but I'd be kidding myself if I thought that they were for everyone), but that my marketing is not reaching enough people.

When my marketing is successful, I'll start getting 1 star reviews.

I'd love to have 1000 one star ratings at 1% of my total ratings. Let's add in 4000 two star ratings at 4%, for a total set of critical reviews of 5% (like the Salem's Lot profile) for 100,000 ratings.

If I have 100,000 ratings for A Subtle Agency, I've sold 10,000,000 books. I've paid the mortgage. I've retired from the day job, and I'm writing full time, and producing three books a year instead of one.

The day I get my first genuine 1 star review, I'm breaking open a bottle of champagne as my marketing is beginning to reach enough people to find those inspired to criticize my books.

Today is a good day to get a 1 star review.

(H/t to Klingon philosophy...)
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Published on May 10, 2019 14:50 Tags: marketing, optimism, publishing, writing
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message 1: by Graeme (new)

Graeme Rodaughan Please wish me luck on getting that elusive 1 star review.


message 2: by Duncan (new)

Duncan Ralston I love 1-star reviews, so long as they actually contain a review. What I don't like are the 1-star drivebys on Goodreads, where they hit you with a star and speed off without even a "Disgusting!"


message 3: by Michael (new)

Michael McLellan Good one, Graeme;)


message 4: by J. (new)

J. Gowin If you insist...

Seriously, I'm glad that you have a good perspective on bad reviews. I've seen an author get upset with my review once. I gave his book 3 stars, a passing grade, and I was planning on buying one of his books from a different genre. Then he started quibbling with my review and I said to Hell with this.


message 5: by Marie (new)

Marie Love the blog, Graeme! Good luck and I will keep my fingers crossed! :-)


message 6: by Jody (new)

Jody What a great attitude, Graeme. And your absolutely correct. Sadly, I don't see me being one of those 1 star reviewers for you. Good luck on your marketing and those elusive 1 star reviews.

BTW! I know I haven't asked in a while, but how is The Crane War going?


message 7: by Graeme (new)

Graeme Rodaughan J. wrote: "If you insist...

Seriously, I'm glad that you have a good perspective on bad reviews. I've seen an author get upset with my review once. I gave his book 3 stars, a passing grade, and I was plannin..."


Two of my most useful reviews I received were 3 stars. The people who wrote them directly impacted my writing craft through their generous advice.


message 8: by Graeme (last edited May 10, 2019 08:12PM) (new)

Graeme Rodaughan Jody wrote: "BTW! I know I haven't asked in a while, but how is The Crane War going?..."

I'm running with smaller, sharper chapters this time, so ... Writing Status: The Crane War: Ch. 8 of 43 done. 24,572 words completed as of yesterday. Still targeting an ARC read beginning on the 1st of November. However I'm thinking of pushing the publish date back by three weeks to just before Christmas as my last ARC read (TDG) felt rushed. So, I would like to give the ARC 7 weeks instead of 4.

So, on time, momentum has begun to kick in. I've got 6 months to finish it and polish to the extent I can prior to the ARC read.

How do I feel about it - Awesome. Like The Dragon's Den for run on action, but with A Traitor's War level of intrigue, and The Day Guard level for polish and flow. I believe the book itself will be the longest I've written and hopefully the best yet.


message 9: by Marie (new)

Marie Graeme wrote: "Please wish me luck on getting that elusive 1 star review."

Unfortunately you will not be seeing me give you one star reviews! lol :-)


message 10: by Marie (new)

Marie Duncan wrote: "I love 1-star reviews, so long as they actually contain a review. What I don't like are the 1-star drivebys on Goodreads, where they hit you with a star and speed off without even a "Disgusting!""

I won't be giving you one star reviews either, Duncan! :-) So far it has been four and five stars! :-)


message 11: by Graeme (new)

Graeme Rodaughan Achieved this milestone on the 10th August 2019. Now, how to get another 1000 with a ratio of 1% to total ratings.....


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