If Tubby had a flat belly
And Baldy a head hair?
Was Muscles really a weakling
And Nutter a cuddly bear?

If Blondie was a red-head
And Brainy never sure?
Was Sleepy energetic
And did Sick Note have a cure?

If being lazy is good for you
And exercise is bad?
Is eating sensibly being stupid
And being logical really mad?

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