The Silmaril Awards are back!

Wait, whoa, hold on, why are you hiding behind furniture? That wasn't a threat. Yes, I do realize this is 2020 and…yeah, there isn't much more I need to say, is there…BUT, the Silmaril Awards are a GOOD thing. No murder hornets or vampire aardvarks involved, I promise.

Malcolm, PUT THOSE BACK WHERE YOU FOUND THEM.

Ahem. As I was saying, the Silmaril Awards are extremely fun, and you will enjoy them. Also, you will be very happy to know that after three years of henc...