Many years ago I met a famous comedian who liked the humor in my books. They asked if I had ever considered writing for a comedian. I said no. But curious, I asked what they paid. It was negotiable, but around three hundred dollars a minute, which at the time was A LOT. I was taken aback by what sounded like very serious money. The comedian smiled and said “Hold on.” Looking at their watch, they held up a finger for me to wait. After a very very VERY long silen...