It is a grocery store clerk mantra I typically hear as my groceries are being scanned and bagged. And, I am tired of it. I want to be surprised—tickled pink by what I found I was not looking for. Don’t give me mundane, functionally accurate, and “good enough.” Make my heart race, my mouth water, and my sight filled with eye candy that I never would have anticipated. Let go of strict consistency, predictability, and plain (a.k.a., safe) vanilla.  Give me a treasure hunt that makes me giggle, swoo...