It’s been a while since I had anything to announce, but I’d like you all to meet Ogg. He’s the culmination of a family project that we started last summer, and we finally figured out what we want to do with him.

You’ve never heard of him, but Ogg was the greatest mind of his time. Sadly, an experiment in early refrigeration went sideways and he vanished from the prehistorical record, only showing up again last Tuesday, when he was thawed from the ice by government scientists. Now he wanders the modern world, trying to make sense of the wonders he encounters. Then he tries to explain what he’s learned on his new TikTok channel.

We don’t know if TikTok will love him or hate him, but it’s a fun experiment either way. We’ve got enough material for Ogg to post every day for the next month or two, and there’s a lot more where that came from if he proves popular. So if you want a laugh, or just a chance to gawk at another strange experiment from me and shake your head sadly, come check out Ogg’s new digs. And if you happen to enjoy it, we’d love it if you could help spread the word.