So, I got banned from Facebook. And not that 30-day Facebook jail nonsense. I’m talking permanently-disabled, black-balled, can’t-even-create-a-new-account banned. And not to be cheesy or overwrought, but I’m kind of devastated.

The thing is, you don’t get to plead your case. There are no humans you get to talk to. You’re not the customer. You’re the product. And if the robots think you’re damaged goods, out you go.

I think my downfall was a fraudulent login on my old, barely used, leg...