I had a reader the other day leave a review and say he returned a free Kindle. Can you do that? I don’t think you can… LIAR!!!
Listen. I don’t knock what other people do. They want to write in a manner that always places a round peg in a round hole… That’s their business and good for them. Always a round box somewhere for them.
But I want to do things my way. And often my way is to toss out a slew of seemingly implausible hilarities surrounded by occasional outbursts of raw profundity. All under the guise of a mystery thriller that runs on in a serial fashion.
To what end? Who knows. I don’t. Yet. Maybe.
So… Some readers want to know everything that happens in the first few pages? Since when? What is this? Yankees baseball, 2022? Boring!
Are you a boring person and a boring reader? Okay, don’t read my books. My loss. Have a nice life. Go return a Kindle Unlimited why don’t you?
Take a look at the readers who say “Take your time and you’ll…” Well, look at what THEY say.
Oh! You don’t read Latin? Tell you what. Neither do I. But… You know what I have? A computer. And an Android. And fingers. And a brain. And when I find something I don’t know…
So… I don’t sweat complications. I don’t ask everyone to EXPLAIN IT TO ME. And make the book 1000 pages longer than it has to be (so that Amazon can chop down the Amazon and CHARGE YOU a GAZILLION DOLLARS for the privilege while the Earth fries to fries).
Please. I’m not particularly enthralled with the Evil Empire of Google, but learn how to use DuckDuckGo or something, okay?
Life is short. Isn’t that what everyone says? So enjoy it! Stop complaining so much. Take your time with stuff and you never know what might, you know, pop up.
Ooopsie!!