WINGSTOP CHICKEN SANDWICH
by Wingstop (or is it Rick Ross?)
(review by Jhaegar Holdburn)

Okay, what the actual jump is going on?

I don't even eat out! (Well...hehe...) But I don't even go out! And why would I get a chicken sandwich? I'm an American--and from the Midwest--get a burger--Culver's, dude (oh my oh my mushroom and swiss) cuz why would I mess with a chimpkin (chicken, sorry) chicken fried salad sandwich? Who want's that? That's like, uh, that's like ordering the baked potato at Wendy's!

"Big ol' bowl of Wendy's chili!"

shut up shut up shut up shut

But yeah, Rick Ross--is he real? I gave my friend my Rick Ross book like a week after I got it and read it and, like, I'm not kidding, it's been years. At what point after you lend someone something does it become theirs? Like, if I steal a car and hang on to it longer than the initial owner owner-ed it, are the cops just like, "Yeah, this guy's probably a nutjob, but he's technically owned it longer than you, so go to Hell," and then like, ya know?

How many more things can I--?

Get out of here, Jhaegar

Go Go

You're in Goodreads

Goodreads? What's that supposed to mean? Does this--

--oh my jumpin' Christ, the chicken sandwich!

Why's it doing this? Why's it looking at me? Why's there a dog in here? I know this is Wingstop, but aren't there still leash laws?! Why isn't he leashed? Why have I been leashed? What have I unleashed?

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its too late

HI! JHAEGAR HOLDBURN HERE! I HEREBY beDUB THE WINGSTOP LEMON PEPPER CHICKEN SADWITCH EXTRA LUGUBRIOUS as well as THICK, HEARTY, AND A BALANCED FINISH TO YOUR UNBALANCED DAY! CHAOS REIGNS!

Perfect Ten out of Ten