"Ah shit, what's da moron done now?"

"It appears Jhaegar has been lured, or possibly tricked, though with him it matters little, into the grasp of The Burgatorium."

"Oh, just forget it. How many times--I swear--how many times did I warn da guy?! How many times, Rooz?! Every time, I'd be like, "'Kay dumbass, der only a few rules down here, but one a da main ones is ta NEVA EVA DON'T ya fuckin' DARE do--an'--UGH dat MORON--"

"--Yes, yes, yes, I am aware, please refrain from this destruction, you are frightening Attila her--"

"--I give a fuck, huh? HUH? Tell 'im ta prance 'is rapin' ass back ta dat shithole 'e farted 'imself outta. I'd take Ziad any day!"

"Yes, Ms. Lady Satan, I thank you--"

"Shut da fuck up, did I tell ya ta talk? No. No, I didn't."

"Yes, Ms. Lady Satan, I thank you again for unde--"

"Ziad, please refrain from--" "What da fuck did I just--?"

"Regardless, Jhaegar must be saved. He has already fallen victim to Chicken Sandwich Clutches. If he is not rescued within the week, he will be lost forever."

"Oh yeah? 'Lost foreva?'"

"Fine. Lost more than usual, but a loss we cannot afford. Do you realize what a world spearheaded by Jhaegar's fast food suggestions will look like?"

...

"Do you?"

...

...

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, Pain and Torment fuh a thousand years, but I can't do nothin' ta no Burgatorium. It's, uh, it's--how do ya--it's outta my--(lemme check)--outta my 'Jur-ish-dick-shun.'"

"Do not jest with me."

"Oh, I ain't jestin', man."

"Well...then we are left with only...no...no, we could not afford such a risk..."

"Ah, you a humanitarian now?"

"Quiet...sigh...through my research, I have discovered one other means of combating The Burgatorium..."

"Oh yeah? An' what da Hell is dat supposed to be, huh?"

I hesitate, not out of ignorance, out of a mad scramble to formulate an answer...but out of fear. Out of the anguish and dread I know I am about to loose upon the earth by merely speaking its name...

My eyes rise to meet Satan's...

I whisper...

"The BK Stacker...It has Returned..."



To be concluded in: Part Final - (Only) Hold me Once you Go