Scattershooting with Presidential couplets…***Old uncle Joe became kinda slow,a puppet clown for the Leftist show***He’d be banned in Boston, where he would never do,because Trump was New York City through and through.***Though schooled at Harvard, Columbia, and Punahou,Obama’s glow still suffered foreign policy woe***Like “nu-ce-lear” fusion, Texas and W were linked,from war his Administration certainly did not shrink***The Ivy League and Rhodes scholarship aside,Arkansas’ Clinton was Hillbilly Bill to the snide.***The elder Bush served his country with distinction and yet,whether he was more Houston or Kennebunkport was anyone’s bet.***That President Reagan played a part we all knew,yet it worked and the country was born anew***From Plains, Georgia came a good man named Jimmy Carter,He made a mess, and about Iran should have been smarter.***President Ford was a fill-in it’s true,But he was a stout Michigan man who fought the Swine Flu.***And what can one say about Tricky Dick and Watergate?Except that Nixon went to China before meeting his rat-fucking fate.***A barefoot boy from Texas, a champion of civil rights,President Johnson is best remembered for ill-considered fights.***Camelot and President Kennedy’s time were too short,as the hope from Hyannis Port did an assassin’s bullet abort.***About President Eisenhower, I don’t personally know,I was too young and so farther back I shall not go