I was asked by a journalist for a national newspaper: if you’re writing a book your life’s journey for 2023 what would it be?

Tough question.

So, not wanting to get into anything deep, I decided on a facetious answer.

My answer therefore was:

Here’s the blurb …

From Toronto to Timbuktu, from New York to New Guinea, vampires can be found everywhere!

In this raging best-seller you’ll uncover every hidden secret including:

uncovering where vampires frequentwhere to take a vampire on a first datehow to make sure your blood-type is to your potential partner’s tastehow to tame your new spouse’s blood-lustwhere to order blood online and get the best priceshow to get a divorce without being sucked dry

And, most importantly, how to convince your new spouse to grant you the gift of immortality!

“An earth-shattering book which enchanted me from the first page!”

– Lilith Lee, author of Men are from Mars, Vampires are from Saturn