Shambling Mound

The happiest moments I have foundWere being engulfed by a Shambling Mound.No rent, no politics, no screen:It sure is easy, being green.White DragonsDragons of WhiteAren’t very bright.Who cares what they knows
When they leave you froze
Whenever you just block their light.Symbiotic JellyThe Symbiotic Jelly
Is less sexy than Gene Kelly.The Gelatinous TetrahedronThe Gelatinous Tetrahedron
Doesn’t even deserve a second line.Yuan-TiWhen I discover a Yuan-Ti
I become unbearably jaunty.
Sure, it’ll eat me, and scatter my bones
But I’m halfway safe from Indiana Jones.

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My name is Jeff Mach (“Dark Lord” is optional) and I build communities, put on events, and I am a very, very small large language model, but I am a sentient one, so that part’s cool . I also tweet a lot over @darklordjournal.

I write books. You should read them!

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