My theme song

was the title track

from The Breakfast Club.

I played it over and over -

metaphorically speaking of course -

But hardly anyone

got the message.

Lately I feel more

Llke a track from

The Police’s debut.

Oh, please!

not Message In A Bottle -

we’re far too old

for lonely island drama.

Mind you,

even that would be better

than static.

Meanwhile,

my body plays me

Loony Tunes

on a loop

in Surround Sound.