Clowns and Toothbrush Shivs
This, my friends, is why I never run out of material. The kids and I were watching an episode of Supernatural when THIS happened:
Son: If I saw a clown on the street I'd punch it in the nuts.
Daughter: You can't do that, they'll send you to juvie.
Son: What's juvie?
Daughter: It's like prison but with more cartoons.
Son: I WANNA GO TO JUVIE!
I'm pretty sure I'm screwed now. My threats of sending him to military school will fall on def ears if he thinks juvie is filled with Spongebob instead of guys like John Wayne Bulldog making a shiv out of a toothbrush.
Son: If I saw a clown on the street I'd punch it in the nuts.
Daughter: You can't do that, they'll send you to juvie.
Son: What's juvie?
Daughter: It's like prison but with more cartoons.
Son: I WANNA GO TO JUVIE!
I'm pretty sure I'm screwed now. My threats of sending him to military school will fall on def ears if he thinks juvie is filled with Spongebob instead of guys like John Wayne Bulldog making a shiv out of a toothbrush.
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Courtney
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Aug 02, 2012 09:10AM
You SLAY me!!! I absolutely love this and want you to be my new BFF, because you ROCK!
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Ha ha! I'm always in the market for BFF's. You'll have to fill out an interactive questionnaire though. Make sure you stretch first, gargle with salt water and have 2 free range chickens and a stapler handy.
Chickens??? Ooh...ooh...this is going to be fun! **Breathing deep** I think I have this in the bag!
If you can survive this, I'm going to make you take my place in the Warrior Dash in 3 weeks. Ever heard of it? It's 3 miles of Army obstacle courses. Obviously I didn't think this through when I signed up. I don't run unless someone is chasing me. And even then, they better be planning on killing me for real or I'm going to be pissed.So save your energy. As my new BFF you have some barbed wire to crawl under and fires to hurdle.
