The Seventh Inning Stretch

As an American, I grew up with baseball, hot summer days, peanuts, and steroid-injecting muscle men. One of my favorite traditions from baseball is the 7th inning stretch, both a practical necessity and acknowledge of baseball's inherent lackadaisical nature. Just as the game reaches conclusion, everybody takes a break. Mascots run a rigged race around bases. Hats or shells move horizontally at a progressively faster pace in an attempt to conceal an object. No pitches are thrown. No balls are hit.

What's not to love?

Baseball has seeped into my writing habits. I am very good about: (1) Clear thesis, (2) Organized outline, and (3) Revision. However, I am absolutely awful when it comes to writing the last 15% of any book, blog post, or article. I don't know if it's a Seventh Inning stretch mentality or an Ingmar Bergman fear of death transposed upon the "end" of a writing project, but, shit, my brain goes jelly and my will power dissipates.

So, yes, I can see the summit of the end of my manuscript's first draft, but the trail to the peak is personally a treacherous climb. There's, like, moving ice bridges, backstabbing sherpas, subzero temperatures, and shifting 75mph Arctic winds. At least in my head.

My wife will ask me - have you been writing or playing Angry Birds? To which, defensively, I will reply: do not speak about Angry Birds in such a negative tone. Studies show computer games in healthy doses develop problem solving skills in grade school children.

Studies of adults remain sparse and generally inconclusive.
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Published on September 03, 2012 10:49 Tags: content
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message 1: by Webbie (new)

Webbie Time is moving too slowly. Need to read this book sooner. C'mon man ! Don't make me whip you.


message 2: by Elliott (new)

Elliott Turner Your signed jersey shall soon be obtained Webbie. Be patient. I know you can smell the delicious pot pie in the oven, but you will burn your hand if you try to open the oven right now. Just go back to watching Three's Company and sipping on Diet Coke.


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