The eBook moves along swimmingly, yet you desire some quality Turner goodness to hold you over until April. Luckily, a bite-sized morsel is on sale for a buck.

Yes, that's right: Best of Futfanatico 2012 has hit the Kindle eStore for one dollar. You can purchase it here. Why pay a buck?

Well, in five years time, when I am in another universe and cease to pay server fees, these pieces of soccer writing will disappear into a black hole. They will be reduced to a forgotten MYSQL request on a database in a computer that is on a raft in a river that ends at Niagara Falls. Enjoy the view while you can.

Also, this collection has some great stories. I believe that my extended English Premier League preview based on Finnegan's Wake makes more sense in eInk on a Kindle than the interwebs. No offense, interwebs. The soccer hipster post remains relevant, even though you totally heard about it after your friend but are too standoffish to admit it.

I also still love the fake Jurgen Habermas interview about Jose Mourinho. When I think of humanism, I don't think of Jose. Yet he can be so enlightening at his pressers that you just know he's read a bit of Hume to pass those long summer months.

In terms of the eBook, I'm waiting a week or so and then editing a fourth draft. I also have three different sets of eyes that will soon give me feedback. Also, the artist has tied the knot (congrats Erik!), and hopefully in a few weeks can get back on the saddle.

If not, backers can expect some wonderful prints of polar bears closing their eyes in a blizzard come May. (J/K....kinda).