Dear Dear Peoples,

I am sitting at work hungover, but if that were news, I'd be Charlie Kane. Ho ho ho, how sad… Anyways, from a more third person point of view I can appreciate that things are going beautifully. I have been roving across the eastern seaboard with the speed of a righteous slug, leaving behind a thick ooze of Revisions of several thousand books long. I have seen two thousand smiles when people realized that the books were free, and three thousand frowns once they began to skim ...