Twenty questions

Ian: “Gorgeous ladies, haul thy butts over here, there’s this thing we've gotta do.”
Hayley: “I’m hungry, I want sushi.”
Natasha: “Me too.”
Ian: “Let’s get this thing over with first.”
Natasha: “You are bossy today …”
Hayley: “So, now that you've got us here, what is it?”
Ian: “Some questions we've been asked to answer, something about, mmm, us…”
Natasha: “Ah?”
Ian: “Yeah, apparently our shit interests some people.”
Hayley: “Oh my god, you love this. At least pretend to be less eager, you stardom junkie.”
Ian: “Never tried to hide the fact... So, I’ll read the questions and we each answer in turns.”
Hayley: “Make it quick, my stomach is screaming at me.”

1. Favorite band
Ian: “T.Y.P”
Natasha: “The Killers.”
Hayley: “Snow Patrol.”

2. Favorite movie
Ian: “Requiem for a Dream.”
Natasha: “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind .”
Hayley: “Terms of endearment.”

3. Hobbies
Ian: “Sex.”
Hayley and Natasha: “Ian!”
Ian: “Okay, okay, relax! gym and movies, better? Anyway, sex is more like an existential need.”
Natasha: “Zumba and reading.”
Hayley: “Easy, sketching and surfing.”

4. Favorite book
Ian: “The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.”
Natasha: “A girl with a Dragon Tattoo.”
Hayley: “Can I say two? A Movable Feast and The Art of Racing in the Rain.”

5. One cause you’d fight for
Ian: “Gay equality.”
Natasha: “Animals.”
Hayley: “Human trafficking.”

6. One person you’d want to meet, dead or alive
Ian: “Ricky Martin.”
Natasha: “Audrey Hepburn.”
Hayley: “If I could meet someone who already passed away, it would be my Grandfather for sure. Even for a few minutes.”

7. One thing you’d take to a deserted island
Ian: “Porn.”
Natasha and Hayley: “Ian!”
Ian: “What? C’mon, so much free time…”
Natasha: “My iPhone.”
Hayley: “A sketchbook.”

8. One thing you’d change about yourself
Ian: “Nothing.”
Natasha and Hayley: “I.A.N!”
Ian: “Seriously, there’s nothing about me to change, is there?”
Natasha: “My nose.”
Hayley: “What’s wrong with your nose?”
Hayley: “My butt of course.”
Natasha: “What’s wrong with your butt?”

9. A quote to live by
Ian: "When life gives you lemons, make the meanest Caipirinha and throw one of those fuckingly annoying umbrellas on top…"
Natasha: “When you arise in the morning think of what a privilege it is to be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love ...”
Hayley: “Live and let live.”

10. What relaxes you
Ian: “Sex.”
Natasha: “Spa.”
Hayley: “The water, waves, the sea.”

11. Something you regret
Ian: “Not coming out at a younger age.”
Natasha: “Kissing my high school best friend’s boyfriend.”
Hayley: “I guess, I can’t talk about it, it’ll be a spoiler for the sequel. Sorry…"

12. Where do you see yourself in ten years from now?
Ian: “Famous and filthy rich.”
“Stop rolling your eyes you two…”
Natasha: “Married, with a couple of kids and a successful career in hi-tech.”
Hayley: “Living in Baja, illustrating children’s books.”

13. What doesn’t make sense to you?
Ian: “People without a minimal sense of fashion. And, a narrow mind.”
Natasha: “Animal abuse.”
Hayley: “Unjustified hatred.”

14. Scariest moment
Ian: “First time I kissed a guy.”
Natasha: “Leaving home.”
Hayley: “See things fall apart without the ability to make them stop.”

15. Not your brightest moment
Ian: “Having a rattail a million years ago.”
Natasha: “Getting drunk at my parents 20th anniversary and causing a scene.”
Hayley: “Accidently calling someone while trashing him with Tash.”

16. What would you consider your most irritating trait?
Hayley: “Can we answer this one about each other?”
Ian: “I guess.”
Hayley and Natasha: “Ian’s cockiness.”
Hayley and Ian: “Natasha, an anal, overbearing perfectionist. That we love hard, of course.”
Ian and Natasha: “Hales? A smartass.”

17. If you could relive any moment in history, which would it be?
Ian: “At the Oprah show, holding Ricky’s hand when he came out.”
Natasha: “A member of the squad who found Bin Laden.”
Hayley: “At the oval office with President Clinton, the one wearing the notorious blue dress. Just kidding…”
Ian and Natasha: “Good one.”
Hayley: “Shaking Ayaan Hirsi Ali’s hand when she was elected a member of the House of Representatives of the Dutch parliament.”

18. Who is your celebrity crush?
Ian: “The one and only, Mr. Martin.”
Tahsa: “Ryan Gosling.”
Hayley: “Alex Pettyfer.”

19. What kind of kid were you?
Ian: “A Momma’s boy.”
Natasha: “A goody two-shoes.”
Hayley: “A permanently scarred knees tomboy.”

20. What is your favorite word?
Ian: “Gorgeous.”
Natasha: “I’ll take the risk of sounding corny, but, Amore, love in Italian. The way it rolls on your tongue and its meaning…”
Hayley: “Serenity.”

Ian: “Okay, Sushi ladies?”
Natasha: “We are done?”
Ian: “Yeah, we are.”
Hayley: “That was kinda fun.”
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