I'm lovin' it!

This collection is a single serving spread from February 6th to March 4th in reverse gastro-chronology of the tweetle-dumb! Amassing = amazing. Mass produced fast-food-for-thought.

Published by the inimical Troll Thread collective, which offers such titles as Nicolas Mugavero's Instructions for Killing Your Wife and Sarah Dowling's Birds and Bees, Chris Alexander's McNugget offers readers a farmload of domestic lay-writers. This book features several recognizable characters from pop culture myths, such as Chef Boyargee, Justin Bieber, Asia McDonald, Conana OBrien, and George Washington as Chicken McNugget for sale by some Kentucky woman on Ebay.

If you like to have your drumsticks licked clean, this book is for you. Its infinitely nested hashtags and RTs will put dimethylpolysiloxane right inside your digestive track. Nutritional Data: over 1 billion served.

The long winter season has you feeling cooped up? Just dip this collection into a vat of honey mustard sauce and beak away!