Here is a list of what our new mini pin puppy, Dash, believes he is capable of catching and ripping to shreds, if only he had the chance:

lizards

cats

squirrels (“SQUIRREL!!!”)

rabbits

kites

pelicans

bicycles

cars driving toward him

cars driving away from him

150-pound Rottweilers

Here is a list of what Dash is actually capable of catching and ripping to shreds:

pencils

tissues

snausages

crayons

dead bugs

I hope he figures this out quickly.